Hanging out at Proskates has meaning again!

 Let me start this off by saying that winter is an awful, awful time. There has been zero skateboarding in my life in last 2 months. The holiday cheer has long since worn away and I am ready for the spring thaw. Since it is such a lousy time for skateboarding this equals minimal blog material.

  That said, I am happy to report this news to you. The Proskates Foosball table is back downtown. It was hidden at Uptown for too long. Proskates lurking finally has meaning again! Well that is if you feel that spinning knobs with plastic, armless men and whacking a ball are meaningful, and you know you do. 

 Here Jermaine and Zach demonstrate years of retail foosball experience. The main rule would be that the ball comes off the table when customers come in. That means real, paying, respectable customers and not the skate vermin who frequent the shop.

 

Skate Vermin.Verbatim.

Playing Jermaine can be frustrating. He will probably win and he will probably make you feel like an idiot each time he scores on you with a smart ass look like this one above.

Zach has been known to get a little too excited during games and will often have bowel movements several times during a match. It is much harder to pick up feces off the floor when a customer enters the store than it is to pick up the ball off the table.