How to get your free King Shit shirt.

Step 1. Walk into your favorite skateboard shop and pick up the new issue of King  Shit.

Step 2. Ruin your new issue of King Shit by tearing the cover off of it.

Step 3. Staple the King Shit cover to your already existing tee.

Step 4. Expose your chest hair that you have shaven into an inverted cross for good measure.

Step 5. Put your shirt back on for Christ's sake..there's kids in the store. And there you have it..your brand spankin' new King Shit tee shirt.

DIY spots

   Well, you can't go to the skate park anymore without either wearing a helmet (let's face it you probably aren't going to do that) or keeping extremely good watch out for cops. I got my first helmet ticket last Saturday and it seems I only hear of more and more police presence at the park these days. You can move to another city or you can just say fuck it and make some fucking spots!!!!!!!!!!! I'm going to just come out and say it, street skaters here in Halifax, we're all lazy! That's me included for the most part. It would be nice if spots fixed themselves and fell out of the sky perfect but they don't. So the other day we went and actually did something. Grabbed a piece of coping, some plastic blue stuff and some screws and made a spot.

 

We packed the coping into Dratwa's car, risking mine and Plumbers lives had their been any sort of collision.

 

DIY crew- Chris Melvin, Neil Blackwood, Kevin MacDonald,Chris Dratwa

 

A couple of special kids I take out on a day pass from time to time. Look....they think they are helping..Adorable.

Neil Hacking some knobs.

Neil screwing.

The finished product.

 So there you have it folks. A sexy bank to bench, LA school yard style. Get ready for excessive media coverage. So many ads, spreads, sequences....oh wait...the spot is in Halifax. If you find it you can skate it. If your cool, you already know where it is.