Step 1. Walk into your favorite skateboard shop and pick up the new issue of King Shit.
Step 2. Ruin your new issue of King Shit by tearing the cover off of it.
Step 3. Staple the King Shit cover to your already existing tee.
Step 4. Expose your chest hair that you have shaven into an inverted cross for good measure.
Step 5. Put your shirt back on for Christ's sake..there's kids in the store. And there you have it..your brand spankin' new King Shit tee shirt.
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Wow , now i can fill my closet with king shit tee's . Starting to look less like the homeless with every staple stroke .
ReplyDeleteBe sure to take the shirt off first or else you will have trouble taking off your shirt later as it will be stapled to you and crusted with blood.
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